petition for you to not
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
spookmyphallus: equiuszahhak: a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum id watch it
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
randomobsession: littlewhitesnowowl: sassygaydraco: if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me i will say it 30 seconds before them
vanillish: i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
galaxys4: smh people havin sex before losing their virginity….
Florida Teen Expelled, Charged With Felony For... →
fuckyeahmarxismleninism: A Florida family says their 18-year-old daughter was charged with a felony and expelled from high school as a result of a consensual, same-sex relationship with another student. Kaitlyn Hunt started dating a female classmate at the beginning of the school year when she was 17 and the girl she was dating was 15. According to an account posted to Facebook by Kaitlyn’s...
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker: Tumblr will remain independent Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions The terms and conditions will remain the same Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
biryani-barbie: quick and friendly reminder that if anyone tells you you can’t wear something just because they personally don’t find it aesthetically pleasing you should wear their skin instead (✿◠‿◠)
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
immortal-complexity: the-alchemist-ed: think twice Yahoo— think. twice. For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
philplz: philhowellsfordan: crimeovercoffee: when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just that photo is fucking terrifying That photo was on my cereal this morning?
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
trojanphoenix: bootymistress: Now we just crawl out of bed, holding on to our aching temples and clean up all the glitter and dying dreams of one hit wonders that are still lying around the stage.
thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up. I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
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Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
alternativepokemonart: I will legit pay any amount of money to the person who can create a new Pokemon Fusion game (click here if you’ve never seen it) with all 649 Pokemon.
For Those Confused About John Hurt.
thefirstprospect: “What I did was in the name of peace and sanity.” “I know. But not in the name of the Doctor.” Guys. It’s not 12. It’s 8.5. 11 knows who this is. It’s gotta be the Doctor who ended the time war. The disowned Doctor because he committed the acts that scarred 9 and 10 so deeply. Also. John Hurt + Matt Smith = John Smith.
potatoandotherwise: prettylittledwighthoustonlover: potatoandotherwise: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA, WAY BEFORE NIRVANA, THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE, AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV, HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED WITH You were waiting for this weren’t you I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.