jv:

jv:

conservethis:

cryoverkiltmilk:

room429:

zoobus:

northern-spies:

headspace-hotel:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

corvidsincorvettes:

corvidsincorvettes:

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The culprits (i would die for them)

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C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley

Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.

Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I’m shocked!

a drawing of a large javelina and two smaller javelinas running with golf equipment in their mouths. the text reads "no place for golf in th desert"ALT

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She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.

She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.

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You love to see it.

Oh we DO.

Oh this reminds me of that news about capibaras retaking posh BBAA neighborhoods built over their natural habitats.

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💪💪


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theywontletmebeprincipal:

theywontletmebeprincipal:

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

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dishesoap:

dishesoap:

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. “oh is this a syphilis metaphor” passerby would ask. “is this for a tick tock”. no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

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SISYPHUS. FUCKING AUTOCORRECT.

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

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I would like to present to you: the pitiful excuse for a loaf of bread that I made late last night. had no yeast or baking powder, so I used beaten eggs whites. Tastes fine, if a little bland, but the texture is fucked up beyond belief. thought you all might enjoy (hate?) this one

what the fuck is this? what the fuck is this. that looks so fucked up that is not bread

this is actually sick. why would you send this to me? this is the equivalent of putting a dead baby deer on my doorstep

pupsaporta:

pupsaporta:

sugar we’re going down may be one of their most popular songs but nobody understands it like i do . what we have is special

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Trick o' treat >:D

yamada-ryo:

yamada-ryo:

Pascal’s triangle

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Divergent views on pascal’s triangle it seems

teatimebanter:

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jeanvic dump

lipid:

junkyardromeo:

ok in response to that post bc im genuinely curious. for science.

did you smoke weed and/or have sex in high school

had sex, no weed

smoked weed, no sex

both

neither

reblog for bigger sample size

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trans-mouse:

modern-alebrije:

millennial-review:

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“The research was conducted by the deVere Group, a leading financial advisory, asset management and fintech organizations, and it surveyed more than 750 clients under the age of 42 using the deVere Crypto app” (source)

ok so they surveyed people that are already into crypto, meaning the whole thing is literally bogus

A better headline would be: “Less than half of people actively invested in crypto would prefer part of their paycheck be in crypto.”

lesbianboyfriend:

my heart expands tis grown a bulge in it inspired by your beauty effulgent. if you even care

rockinhand:

zooophagous:

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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tumbwr:

tumbwr:

egg-buddy:

tumbwr:

tumbwr:

xtracts you. fucking extracts you

something beautiful is happening

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hi little gatito. do u need help

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