the “trans people are all useless jobless sensitive losers who contribute nothing to society. get a hobby smh” stereotype is funny to me because, in my experience, trans people love nothing more than their little hobbies. that should be the stereotype. these fucking trans people won’t stop crocheting scarves and programming video games and learning how to make swords and weaving baskets out of plastic bags. half the time when i text a trans person they’re like “sorry for the late reply i was building a mechanical keyboard from scratch”
check out this mechanical keyboard i made from scratch (i had to manually solder well over 400 pins)
While some species of dragons fiercely guard their hatchlings from would-be predators, others give no parental care at all. But nest robbers, be warned - this is because those hatchlings are perfectly capable of dispatching would-be predators themselves.
For years I’ve heard that those booby mousepads are actually really good for a person with carpal tunnel syndrome but didn’t decide to test that knowledge because I don’t want to buy a booby mousepad that would make me some sort of sex pervert, I was raised Catholic I’m a good boy not a sex pervert. But earlier this year I bought a Gigan body pillow as a joke only to find out body pillows are actually really comfortable sleep aids, so… so I bought one… I bought a booby mousepad.
…and my wrist feels so much better when I’m using it.
How many other comforts and aids have I forsaken because they’re embarrassingly horny? How many discomforts have I endured purely out of a societal shame about expressing anything sexual? This world is fucked man.
For those curious why exactly this is, it’s because booby mousepads are pretty much the only ergonomic mousepads which still use silicone gel. Basically everything else has switched to either air-filled memory foam or a cured silicone rubber – like the kind used in silicone bakeware – because it’s not prone to springing leaks and oozing everywhere; unfortunately, it also doesn’t work nearly as well.
(In theory, if you’re not a fan of boobs you could get a silicone gel wrist pad without the booby design. In practice, good fucking luck; consumer fraud is rampant in non-prescription medical and assistive devices, and the overwhelming majority of non-booby mousepads which claim to use silicone gel are straight up lying – what you actually receive if you order one will be air-filled memory foam or solid rubber at least 80% of time, regardless of what the product description says.)
my favorite is when the mousepad is clearly supposed to be a titty mousepad but the art is something innocuous instead
Hello everybody! I decided to start Tumblr ‘cause I think Twitter has gone crazy So I decided to start with my JoJo fashion arts (probably most of the content here will be JoJo lol)
