She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.
She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.
You love to see it.
Oh we DO.
Oh this reminds me of that news about capibaras retaking posh BBAA neighborhoods built over their natural habitats.
the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. “oh is this a syphilis metaphor” passerby would ask. “is this for a tick tock”. no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
I would like to present to you: the pitiful excuse for a loaf of bread that I made late last night. had no yeast or baking powder, so I used beaten eggs whites. Tastes fine, if a little bland, but the texture is fucked up beyond belief. thought you all might enjoy (hate?) this one
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what the fuck is this? what the fuck is this. that looks so fucked up that is not bread
this is actually sick. why would you send this to me? this is the equivalent of putting a dead baby deer on my doorstep
“The research was conducted by the deVere Group, a leading financial advisory, asset management and fintech organizations, and it surveyed more than 750 clients under the age of 42 using the deVere Crypto app” (source)
ok so they surveyed people that are already into crypto, meaning the whole thing is literally bogus
A better headline would be: “Less than half of people actively invested in crypto would prefer part of their paycheck be in crypto.”
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